The Title of Your Masterpiece:

Your Name (for the Author Credit):

Location:  living room country club kitchen bedroom your office morgue Hell's Angels' clubhouse public library sorority house bus stop football field

Your Outfit:  a G-string Saran wrap a suit with women's panties your wedding ring a silly grin garter belt, and stiletto heels a cheerleader's outfit socks

Action:  the doorbell rings the school bell rings the phone rings you take off your wedding rings the alarm clock goes off the vibrator goes off you get off

More action:  open the door take your clothes off, then open the door call out, "Enter!" put batteries in the vibrator stash the inflatable sheep hope it's the pizza

A person:  a government census taker the Avon lady the high school cheerleading team the mailman a pizza delivery person four Jehovah's Witnesses

More action:  grinning      dancing     masturbating

   eating a popsicle     disrobing      cumming

Sexy action:  spread your legs spread cream over your body let yourself be taken masturbate yawn start dancing do a cheer take a bite of pizza do your nails

Expression:  awed shocked amused elated bored frightened disgusted

Playtoy:  cock tit ass mouth pussy pizza bill dildo zucchini

Playmates:  Jacksonville Jaguars Jaguar cheerleaders Jacksonville Chamber of Commerce Chippendale dancers Playboy centerfolds Brad and Angelina Leonardo DiCaprio, Mel Gibson and Jim Carrey

Playtime:  with beer calling your name in the back seat eating pizza sucking, fucking, licking and spanking arguing

SEX!:  suck     fuck      lick     spank

              blow      eat     ride     cum with

Scent:  sex cum pot jism incense someone's cheap perfume burning stew you left on the stove

How many: 

Place:  floor bed a chandelier hood of the car kitchen counter picnic table handlebars of a Harley

MORE SEX!:  sucking      fucking     licking     spanking

                          blowing      eating     riding      cumming

Visitor:  your spouse a cop a film crew Barbara Walters the image of Linda Lovelace your mother more cheerleaders

Activity:  joins in arrests you laughs, then join in grabs the Polaroids and run gives you a chalkboard has the cheerleaders turns you over to the Jehovah's Witnesses

Finale:  thank them profusely run them out of there fuck them too tie them up welcome to XXX-Files have the cheerleaders turn over to Jehovah's Witnesses